A Letter From Satan....

 
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You awoke without pausing to pray. As a matter of
fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before
going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like
that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that
you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are
mine. Remember,you and I have been  going steady for
years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of
fact,  I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using
you to get even with  God. He kicked me out of heaven,
and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay
him back.
 
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in
store for you.  But you have yielded your life to me,
and I'm going to make your life a  living  hell. That
way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt
God. Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss
in your life with all of the  good  times we've had.
We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people
out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating,
overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being
judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting
adults, and those in leadership positions, no respect
for the elderly, and heaps of other bad attitudes.
SURELY you don't want to give all this up.

Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got
some hot plans  for us. This is just a letter of
appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS"
for letting me use you for most of your foolish life.
You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are
tempted to sin, you give in.

HA HA HA!! You make me sick. Sin is beginning to take
it's toll on your  life. You look 10 years older, and
now, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some
children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, get
drunk or  drink  while under-aged, cheat, gamble,
gossip, fornicate, scream and beat them up, and live
being as selfish as possible. Do all of this in the
presence of children and  they will do it too.  Kids
are like that.

Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back
in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were
smart, you would run  somewhere,  confess you sins,
and live for God with what little bit of life that you
have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to
be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit
ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still  hate you.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR God.
 
P/S: If you really love me, you won't share this
letter with anyone.